RICHTHAMMER! ASCHELAND!! REVIEW!!!
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**Seriously though, I don’t who this type of nonspecific metal is for, and it’s really just a cruel twist of fate that the promo ended up in my inbox (blame the Lizard). This kind of reminds me of one of those bands that might have ended up sandwiched into the back end of a Napalm Records sampler circa 1998. Riffs for people who don’t like riffs anymore.
Richthammer’s Ascheland will be available…soon, I guess?…somewhere? I don’t know; the promo contained close enough to zero information for me to comfortably call it zero information.
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