Sata Kaskelottia – Aamumandaatti: A Video Breakdown
Viedä saunan taakse.
Today’s video breakdown comes via a request from your Finnish friend and mine, fellow ToH writer Karhu. I’m going into this one blind since I know nothing about the band, Sata Kaskelottia. Metal Archives tells me they’re stoner/sludge metal. My knowledge of Finland is pretty small and I know nothing about their language. Let me do a quick Google Translate of their name.
Damn it, Google. Not helpful. Alright, let’s do this word by word.
Okay, cool. Sata means ‘hundred’. Got it.
Uhhhhhh…huh. That is…yeah…Let’s try this one more time.
I’ll leave it up to you if that’s better than the previous versions. Maybe the video for their song “Aamumandaatti” will have some clues. Hmmm. While we’re here, I might as well Google Translate the song title too.
What have you done, Karhu?
The best part of waking up is morning Mandate in your cup!
Finnish baseball looks way better.
That’s why you wash your hands after eating lingonberry jam.
By Finnish law, they are now married.
Looks like someone just read the lyrics to Five Finger Death Punch’s “Sham Pain”.
A wild Men’s Rights Activist appears!
Accurate representation of an unsolicited dick pic.
This message brought to you by the “Dangers Of Masturbation” council.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Eetu!
Sata Kaskelottia’s album Sydän On Vuori is available now.
