Sunday Sesh: Show Me Your Gourd


This is an open swim for all you spooky kids who celebrated Halloween.

Pumpkin carving is a time-honored American tradition, and when you think of it, it’s pretty metal. Here we are carving up a corpse, pulling out its innards for later consumption, and leaving said corpse sitting up our stoop as a rotting greeting to visitors. It’s basically grave robbery and desecration, and we take such perverse delight in the task that we often submit our own abominations of desecration to contests to be judged by the most morally bankrupt among us. Gnarly.

This is a thread for your pumpkins. If you carved something this year, I want to see it. In fact, we might as well make it a competition while we’re at it. Use those disqus arrows to vote for the very best entry. The winner will receive a mystery prize! Good luck and have fun, you monsters.

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