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Review: Pyre — Human Hecatomb
I met an absurdly large pig while visiting a local pumpkin patch a few days ago, and we developed something ... -
Review: Horrendous – Ecdysis
“Ecdysis is the moulting of the cuticula in many invertebrates… Since the cuticula of these animals often forms an inelastic ... -
For Dhwesha, Everything Old Is New Again
Greetings and salutations, my fellow flushers. I’ve got another great band for your auditory enjoyment. There’s just not enough of ... -
Swellin’ to the Jammiez: Run with Death
In a previous installment of the Toilet’s fitness column, our good friend Joe Thrashnkill laid out the fundaments of High ... -
Metal Beginner’s Guide to Making Metal Song Names Metal (With Examples)
Like most all things in life (except food and maybe pillows if you’re a bitch), you want your song titles to be ...
