Flush it Friday: I Want a Pet Gator
Welcome back to Friday afternoon, the sweetest part of the entire week.
I was in Louisiana for the past several days. It was pretty good. Got to see some metal, drink a lotta booze, eat some food. Also I got to look at alligators. They were extremely chill bros, mostly interested in sunning themselves or swimming at the laziest pace. It led me to believe that decades of cartoons and video games had steered me wrong on these scaly sumbitches; they certainly don’t seem “evil” or “dangerous” or “a hazard to the small mammals that live in my house”. I’m not totally familiar with the local ordinances around alligator ownership in my little town, but it’s Texas, man. If my next door neighbor can own a Tec-9, I should be able to own a gator. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be driving down to the bayou to grab a new friend. In the meantime, let’s take a look at the highlights from this week in Toilet.
We began the week with news that law enforcement is continuing their assault against Insane Clown Posse fans.
We found video footage of Morbid Angel rehearsing in a hot ass U-Haul storage shed in 1990.
This week’s podcast is all about the heavy metal “uniform” and why you ain’t gotta wear any of that shit if you don’t want to.
Sepulcrustracean is back with more solid gold jams from all over the trad, prog, and power hemispheres of metal.
Tecc Def Slursday revisited the past with a celebration of Arsis’ debut.
Nate Garrett of Spirit Adrift is on a quest to find the best band from each year of the last four decades. He begins with the 1970s here:
Dubya is NOT back on his bullshit because he never got off his bullshit in the first place.
That’s it for me this week. Thank you for your continued support of this extremely online shitter. We’ll see you tomorrow.