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POWER METAL DRAMA! Rhapsody of LIES!
This is the most convoluted plot for a soap opera I’ve seen in a long time. -
You Pick the Sexiest Dude in Metal: Round of 32 (pt. 1)
In our most titillating competition yet, YOU get to pick the sexiest dude in all of metal. Inspired by Revolver Magazine, who, ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 03-31-16
“And the small shall inherit the objective opinions.” -A dude. -
Power Metal 101: Rhapsody
HAIL, WARRIORS! Previously in Power Metal 101, the venerable Masterlord Steeldragon introduced us to power metal pioneers Helloween! This week, we ...