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Metal Asylum: Stories of Mental Health from Metalheads
I debated the title of this article with myself for quite some time. A pun about psychiatric hospitals seems a ... -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Sweet SixSixSixteen
The results are in and the next round is here. The decisions certainly aren’t any easier. -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Round of 32 (Part 1)
It has been a little while since we got together as a community and decided the winner of an epic ... -
The Biggest Disappointments of 2016
It’s Xmas Eve and I’ve got terrible news: you ain’t gettin’ shit from Santa. Do you feel that? Do you ... -
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The Porcelain Throne: Hypocrisy
We haven’t done one of these in awhile! Luckily, dedicated Toliet fan TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs remembered this little column and provided all the ... -
TMP: Mesarthim, Asphyx, Destrage, and More!
I don’t have any tour announcements this week, so to make up for it I collected a smorgasbord of song ... -
Shirt Stains: Cartoon Cartoon
Gimme something to watch, but don’t gimme something to wear. -
Review: Hyperion — Seraphical Euphony
Behold the Father of the Sun, who embraced death and life in equal parts. Behold the icy landscapes in which his ...