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Avocado Think Tank with Guacamole: The Artistic Reins
Not long ago, our esteemed Ex-Prez-In-Rez and I had a discussion regarding Linkin Park’s second album, Reanimation. For those who ... -
Pants Stains – In Flames Jeans
Are those In Flames jeans, because your ass has gone steadily downhill since 2002. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 11-20-15
They’re little guys. Their hands are little. Their features are small. They’re little guys. -
Extra! Extra! Hot Metal News Fresh Off The Presses!
Here is some metal news you can use. Just be sure to clean off the applicator when you’re done. -
Whiff o’ the Week (12/28/2014)
“Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream ... -
Thor Chews Copenhagen
As some of you might know, I’m a backwoods hillbilly from a podunk chicken-fucker town in the Ozarks, and therefore ... -
Sex & Drugs & Death ‘n’ Tech – Beyond Creation’s “Earthborn Evolution” Reviewed
I honestly don’t listen to enough new music for my assessment to be valid, but even if I did, I ...
