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The True, Inarguable King of Physical Media: A Monologue
NONE OF THAT DIGITAL SCUM, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT’S THE FORMAT THAT MATTERS, NOT THE MUSIC. -
Drummer of Band with Most Social Media Outreach Voted “GREATEST DRUMMER” Somehow
Joe Dickstein, mansion owner and latest drummer for late 90’s FM radio darlings Clove Hitch, has been officially titled the ... -
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Me Being a Failed Musician Has Nothing to Do With Why I Think Your Band ...
Yeah, I’ve heard you all lauding over the new Crotch Monster release. Sure, it’s okay – I mean — if ... -
Win Five Toilet ov Hell Cassette Compilations
Do you wanna win five of the siqqqqest cassettes compilations created in the last 25 years? Get in here to ... -
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Distributing NSBM? I’m NAZI-ing a Problem
Brenocide is a metal musician and top-tier S-Rank elite centrist whose status as consistently above-it-all allows him to objectively hear ... -
McNulty’s Retro Reviews: Limp Bizkit – Significant Other
Well ain’t that some BULLSH*T! Here’s a band who released one perfectly good rap/metal hybrid as their debut album, then immediately ... -
Decoding Presence: The Mesarthim Enigma Vol. 3
As you may have heard, Monday saw the release of yet another surprise EP from the space-themed atmospheric black metal ... -
