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A Guide to Mountain Metal
The mountain seems no more a soulless thing, But rather as a shape of ancient fear, In darkness and the ... -
Sunday Sesh: What Album Are You Most Thankful For?
Thanksgiving is over, but that doesn’t mean we need to stop reflecting on what’s best in life. In today’s Sunday ... -
Washington Think Tank: Does Artistic Intent Matter?
Greetings and welcome back to another edition of Washington Think Tank. 2015 is winding down. The flow of great releases ... -
The Top Ten Metal Mascots: The Definitive Ranking
We metalheads are a peculiar breed. As much as we love maligning Buzzfeed and other basic things that normies enjoy, we ... -
Your Nine-Steps Of Musical Progression
After the recent news that Earache are involved in litigation with Decapitated and have removed all of the band’s classic ... -
Test Your Metallica Knowledge; Clickhole Continues to be the Greatest Experiment of Our Era
Think you’re a big fan of this loud, sad band? Prove it! -
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Think Tank: Reptilian Replication Edition
The venerable Dr. Dubzlinger of Washington has allowed your reptilian hindrance.. friend… uhhhh.. acquaintance to offer up an edition of this esteemed ... -
Beyond the Wall of Sleep with Google Deep Dream
Philip K. Dick once pondered if androids dream of electric sheep. Despite our advances in transhumanism, we still have no ... -
Flush It Friday: Creeping Debt
Raise your tankard to celebrate what’s good. Gulp it down and wash the bad out. Drink enough until the ugly ...
