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POWER METAL DRAMA! Rhapsody of LIES!
This is the most convoluted plot for a soap opera I’ve seen in a long time. -
Mini Reviews from Around the Bowl: 06/29/17
Thursday is here, and with it come the small bits o’ words. Have some bite-sized tidbits from Machines of Man, American, ... -
Toilet Talks: Art, Politics, and Metal
Welcome to the debut Toilet Talks, where a handful of editors have a few beers and talk about metal. -
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Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 09/01/2016
Small things come in big packages, or some deep thing of the sort. This week: Zealot Cult, Eschatos, Dopethrone, Mr. In ... -
Which Metal Band Does Your Favourite Game Of Thrones Character Enjoy?
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2016 Quarter Review: Top O’ The Bowl
2016 hasn’t seen the absurd amount of notable releases that last year did, but is that a bad thing? We’ve ... -
The Monday Press: Batushka, Inter Arma, Viking Tours, and More!
Welcome to the first edition of The Monday Press, a new news segment delivered by a man with a new ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 03-31-16
“And the small shall inherit the objective opinions.” -A dude. -
New Music Roundup: Abyssal, Rhapsody, Serpent Noir, Metsatöll & More!
Wherein the supple cheeks of new music grace the toilet’s eager seat.
