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This Toilet Tuesday (2/20/24)
O Bidetzebub, O heated seat ov Hell, warm our derrieres from the depths of your demonic domain. This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/30/24)
O great dookie decanter, O lowest lavatory, we bask in the glow of thy pallid perfection. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/16/24)
O regal receptacle, o bone-white throne, rid mine abode of the funk of filth. This week we’ve got undead Mustela metal, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/9/24)
Now that everyone has heard each metal album released in ’23, we’re right back to swabbing the M-A septic tank ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/19/23)
O ceramic-seated one, O reservoir of release, where hast thy water gone? The year rapidly swirls down thy hungry mouth. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/12/23)
O filth-fetcher, o suppository seer, watch over mine backside as I cannot. This week we’ve got THAT NAME THO melodeath, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/5/23)
O Bon-Ami basin, o Bemis of Beelzebub, may the power of your plumbing prompt mine own to flow. This week ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/28/23)
O septic savior, O bowl of bowels, may we be #1 in your heart and #2 in your mouth. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/21/23)
O lowest Bowl, Master of the Order of Ordure, protect us as we plunge to depths unknown! This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/14/2023)
O Plungéd One, swaddle us in swirlies. May thine lid remain untainted, though faulty flesh presses upon thee. This week ...
