This Toilet Tuesday (9/15/26)

Breaking the Bowl in
Took great effort and vigor
Now this is my home
This week, we’ve got very confused Hymenopterans, fleshless fauna, and oombop-core. Perhaps less fecund than last week’s crop of crap, there yet remains worthy salvage in these murky waters. To all stinky divers in the audience, I beseech you: grab your scuba tank, fill it with farts, and descend. And never trust a fart, that’s how you get the bends.
Profeci – Troska (Godz ov War Productions) [Black / Folk Metal]
It’s been a hot minute since I visited Poznań, but the city always seems to lurk around the palisades of my memory. From melodic blackened death and OSDM to CETI‘s no-frills heavy metal, a myriad of styles have emerged from this nation along the river Warta. Profeci piqued my ears while scouring Metal-Archives for a TTT article back in 2023; I’d never heard their previous records and was surprised to find they, too, originated in Poznań. Ubóstwo quickly found a place in my Top 10 list that year with its despondent black metal riffing and emotive clean vocal performances; Troska will likely do the same this year if the rest of the album maintains the quality of preview track “Kształt sugeruje człowieka” (“The shape suggests a human”). Beginning with classical guitar that evokes Poznań’s medieval origins, the song features an elastic performance from vocalist/guitarist Piotr Ramlau that ranges from folk balladry—reminiscent of Falconer‘s Mathias Blad—to a hollow roar similar to Behemoth‘s Adam Darski (minus many layers and many foreheads.) Whether delving into post-punk or knotted tremolo riffing, Profeci take great care in their songwriting, and I think we’re all in for a treat this Friday. Perhaps a St. Martin’s croissant? -Roldy
Abstracted Mind – Break Down Your Fears (Independent) [Symphonic Power / Heavy Metal]
Anoreksi – Insignificance (Independent) [Melodeath]
Anthrax – Cursum Perficio (Nuclear Blast Records) [Thrash / Groove Metal]
Asenblut – Urgewalt (Massacre Records) [Melodeath / Folk Metal]
Bees Made Honey in the Vein Tree – In Between Strides (Magnetic Eye Records) [Psych Doom / Post-Metal]
Blackment – Pandemonium Portrait (Independent) [Melodic Groove Metal]
Blodtår – Monark (Nordvis Produktion) [Black / Folk Metal]
Burial Site – Deathdrone (Independent) [Death/Doom / Drone]
Cemetery Wildlife – Herfst 2 (The Monster Gate Experiments) [DSBM]
Ch’ahom – Anthropic Rites of Sublimation (20 Buck Spin) [Blackened Death]
Corpse Cleanup – Third Serve (Independent) [Brutal Death / Slam]
Creeper Bud – S/T (River to River Community Records) [Sludge / Stoner Doom]
Dead Tears – Letters from Eternity (Independent) [Melodeath]
Deviated – The Altar of Absence (New Standard Elite) [Brutal Death]
Early Moods – Ready for the Grave (RidingEasy Records) [Doom / Heavy Metal]
Exile of Heaven – Tides of Destiny (Hellenic Metal World) [Prog/Power]
Fallen Sanctuary – The Gathering of Dreams (Independent) [Power]
Funeral Witchery – Beyond the Light (InViMa Records) [Black]
Game Over – When Darkness Falls (Scarlet Records) [Thrash]
Garota – Strąceni w Ciemność (Godz ov War Productions) [Blackthrash]
Hanging Garden – Dream Death (Transcending Obscurity Records) [Prog Death]
Hansen – Born with a Hammer (earMUSIC) [Power]
Impure Faith – Infected by Evil Manifestation (New Standard Elite) [Brutal Death]
Jero Ramiro – La cuna del mal (Independent) [Heavy Metal]
Kissin’ Dynamite – Kissin’ Dynamite (Independent) [Heavy Metal / Hard Rock]
Krallice – Scour Order (Independent) [Avant-garde Black]
Laser Dracul – Hin Håle Blues (Independent) [Doom]
I Waved Back/Life/Ythgrp – I.L.Y (Independent) [Post-Metal/Screamo]
Malhavoc – The Masquerade’s Death (Cursed Blessings Records) [Industrial]
Manifest – Nothing Left to Kill (Violent Media) [Deathrash / Groove Metal]
Maunah – Hjarta (Prophecy Productions) [Doom / Post-Metal]
Memories of a Lost Soul – Lost Memories (My Kingdom Music) [Prog Melodeath]
Miasmes – Violence, blasphème et pourriture (Les Acteurs de l’Ombre Productions) [Black]
Nasty Insects – Bite ‘Til They Bleed (Grindhead Records) [Industrial Thrash]
Necrocene – Scumocracy (Personal Records) [OSDM]
Novae Militiae – Apocryphon of the Unborn Light (Serpent Sun Records) [Blackened Death]
Pandaemonic Descent – The Weight of Being Nothing (Independent) [Death / Groove Metal]
Phlefonyaar – Encyclopaedia Sociopathica (Independent) [Deathgrind]
Plèvre – Cité mouroir (Frozen Records) [Post-Black]
Remote Viewing – State Violence (Independent) [Sludge / Doom]
Respiratory Secretion – Painfully Blissful Atrocities (New Standard Elite) [Brutal Death]
Revel in Flesh – Flesh for the Kult of Death (Independent) [Death]
Runemagick – After Chaos: Nocturnal Vigil (Hammerheart Records) [Death/Doom]
Sea Sleeper – Burden of Antler (Deep Signal Records) [Prog Death]
Stinking Lizaveta – Cassandra, Prophet of Doom (Independent) [Doom / Heavy Metal]
Submasq – Spirit Animal (Willowtip Records) [Prog Metal]
Suffering Quota – Sisyphean Life (7 Degrees Records) [Grindcore]
Taskforce Toxicator – Countdown to Death (Independent) [Thrash]
Terra Black – Mirage (Independent) [Doom]
The Bleeding – Godless Communion (Redefining Darkness Records) [Deathrash]
The Eternal – Obscured Horizons (Reigning Phoenix Music) [Gothic Metal]
The Forest Forgets – Godweight (Independent) [Post-Metal / Stoner Rock]
The Noctambulant – Revival (Terminus Hate City Records) [Blackened Death]
The Well – …and Flames Ran like Living Animals (Spaceflight Records) [Psych Doom]
Timo Rautiainen & Trio Niskalaukaus – Elämän ja kuoleman kysymyksiä (Sakara Records) [Heavy Metal]
Titan Blood – When the Tide Subsides (Independent) [Heavy Metal]
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats – Shapes of Midnight (Killer Candy Records) [Psych Doom]
Valknut – Gorgona Cave (Independent) [Thrash / Groove Metal]
Valkyrie’s Fire – Out of Darkness (Eclipse Records) [Symphonic Power]
We Are to Blame – Omega Origin (Independent) [Symphonic Power]
Arkaist/La Chambre Ardente/Morte France/Prieuré/Wyrms/Zmyrna – Sainte Vehme (Antiq Records) [Black / Ambient]
Хрен – Мифическая реальность (Independent) [Blackened Death / Folk Metal]








