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Toilet ov Hell: The St. Patrick’s Day 2015 Playlist
Look BRO; we all know the Olive Garden is the spot to be if you wanna score some GRADE-A TAIL, ... -
Mini-Reviews From Around the Toilet Bowl V
Do you have any idea how many records there are? Why, there must be dozens of records! Maybe more! That’s ... -
Nightmarish Fast Food-themed Novelty Band of the Day: Mac Sabbath
Finally! Poisonous food and dinosaur metal come together. -
GET PREP’D: New Releases from Harms Way, Imperial Triumphant, Enslaved, Scarab
A new feature in which we break down upcoming releases from bands you should love. Get prep’d, nerd. -
Novelty Band to Wildly Successful Artist: “u suk”
Keywords: Steel Panther, Kanye West, Beck, Beyoncé, The Grammys, Dane Cook-tier jokes. -
The Toilet ov Hell Valentines Day 2015 Playlist
Oh hey, Valentines Day is tomorrow. Here is your soundtrack to getting gouged by florists and restaurants. -
Phallus-themed novelty band of the day: Satanic Necroboner
Satanic Necroboner‘s debut creation Kvlt I: The Genital Injury EP revolves around a triptych of compositions titled “Penile Fracture”, “Penile ... -
Enjoy these Dank #MetalMemes!
If there’s one thing I know metalheads love, it’s memes. I can tell by looking at the huge volume of ... -
Want to be the new drummer for Behold… The Arctopus?
You. YEAH YOU. The dingus playing 7/5 drums at 4 AM. Want to play drums with Colin Marston? Get in ... -
The Road to the Pooper Bowl: Pooper Bowl Open Swim
Oh haaaay. Today is the Super Bowl. I probably can’t use those words due to NFL restrictions so I hope ...
