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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 29
    Apr

    Riff Of The Week: British Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    This week’s competition is brought to you by Colonialism® – “Rewrite history, the white way!”.
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  • 25
    Apr

    What The Experts Have To Say About Your Favourite Metal Albums…

    Lolbuttz, Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    How do some of your most revered records stack up when put through the ultimate test? Featuring quintessential gems from ...
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  • 22
    Apr

    Riff Of The Week: Mortuary Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    Brought to you by Cementery’s Rapid-Set Gravecrete™ – “The Original Plot-Thickener!“.
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  • 15
    Apr

    Riff Of The Week: Anatomy Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    96
    This week’s competition is brought to you by Morphology™ – “You’re born with it!”.
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  • 8
    Apr

    Riff Of The Week: 1,2,3 Edition

    Metal, Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    59
    Which riff will be crowned the Toilet’s Incontinental Champion?
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  • 5
    Apr

    Premiere: Longhouse – “The Vigil”

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Lacertilian
    5270
    13
    If you dig Khemmis, Mastodon, Cult Of Luna, Spirit Adrift, or just wanna soar those lofty heights that only quality ...
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  • 1
    Apr

    Riff Of The Week: 2017 First Quarter Giveaway!

    Contests, Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    1/4 of the year gone! And so far and there have been some amazing riffs on offer ’round these parts. ...
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  • 31
    Mar

    StarGazer Merge Into The Voiceless On Stellar New Re-Up

    Metal, New Stuff
    By Lacertilian
    4524
    28
    Two years after blowing our puny primate brains with their 2014 release A Merging To The Boundless, Australia’s StarGazer have ...
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  • 25
    Mar

    Riff Of The Week: Doomed Edition

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    By Lacertilian
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    133
    You know those people who say trite shit like “life’s not all doom & gloom” whenever someone complains about literally ...
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  • 18
    Mar

    Riff Of The Week: Big Dumb Bird Edition

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    By Lacertilian
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    67
    SSQQQQUUUAAAAAWWWWKKKKK riffs
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