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Masterlord

Masterlord

At once both master and lord, Masterlord stands for all things metal and loathes peasants. It is said that he bibs from the cloven skull of a slain poser as if it were a goblet.

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    Jul

    Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XIX

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    The circle is complete. The seal is broken. What lies beneath the swirling vortex?
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  • 4
    Jul

    Riff ov the Week: Violin/Cello

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    By Masterlord
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    Did you know that riffs could be made by things other than guitars? I didn’t either until a wiseman by ...
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  • 27
    Jun

    Riff ov the Week: 6/27/15

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    By Masterlord
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    No theme this week. Just riffs.
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  • 24
    Jun

    Mini Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XVIII: Mini-Reviews in Haiku

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    While it may be true that semi-beloved Toilet ov Hell writer Guacamole Jim doesn’t tend to write about metal, we ...
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  • 20
    Jun

    Rifu ov the Weeb

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    I know for a fact that at least a few of you are anime-binging, chain-Pocky-eating fucknerds. This Japanese Riff ov ...
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  • 18
    Jun

    Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XVII

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    There are things in this world that some would refer to as mini, there are things in this world that some ...
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  • 13
    Jun

    Solo ov the Week III

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    Every once in a while we will forego Riff ov the Week in order to profess our adulation for the ...
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  • 6
    Jun

    Riff ov the Week: Album Closers

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    By Masterlord
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    For everyone who’s ever finished off an album and thought to themselves, “Well, I’ll be — that album finished up ...
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  • 4
    Jun

    Mark Zuckerburg Wants You (to Join the ToH Facebook Group)

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    Directly following the creation of the Toilet ov Hell, Mark Zuckerburg flooded the ToH email with messages from his personal ...
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  • 4
    Jun

    Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XVI

    Metal, Reviews
    By Masterlord
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    114
    We are just flabbergasted at how mini these reviews are! You won’t believe it until you see it for yourself! ...
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