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YouTube Comment Roulette
There is a hell. It’s real. I’ve seen it. I’ve lived in it. I’ve spent countless hours wandering through its ... -
An Ode to the kid moshing through the pit at a Power Trip show
A legend was born on the day you decided to circle pit through a couple’s engagement photo. -
The ONE EPIC THING Wintersun fans have REALLY been Asking For…
Jari Mäenpää, formerly of Ensiferum, now the creative driving force behind majestic melodic metal band, Wintersun… it’s about “Time” somebody stopped ... -
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Five Symptoms of a Live Communion with Sektarism
In response to a recent promotional effort from Suspicious Activities PR targeting impressionable young metalheads with the allure of the taboo Sektarism ... -
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Into the Crypts of “UGH!”
Since the dawn of Heavy Metal there have been many vocal techniques created, mastered, and horrendously attempted by the false. ... -
Metal Music still has an unaddressed Unaddressed Problems problem
There is a very serious AIDS that is slowly AIDSing the metal community and that AIDS is the continued expression ... -
White House Declares “Scene Tourism” biggest threat to Metal’s national security.
Washington D.C. – In the closing minutes of President Trump’s speech to Congress on Tuesday evening, Press Secretary Sean Spicer ... -
Let’s help Corey Taylor think of a better book title
America 51: Derp 4 Lyfe just doesn’t have enough zip to it.