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New Music Roundup: Lychgate, Der Weg Einer Freiheit, Keep of Kalessin, Enslaved & More
I’m not blind to the Toilet’s drawing power. You come here for the dick and butt jokes, but you stay for ... -
The Toilet ov Hell Valentines Day 2015 Playlist
Oh hey, Valentines Day is tomorrow. Here is your soundtrack to getting gouged by florists and restaurants. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl
We listen to a lot of music around here (some have whimpered through streams of snot and chattering teeth that it’s “just too much”). ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Third of 2015
Welcome back to camp, flushers. I spent a full night listening to black metal albums and drinking cheap beer (my ... -
The Noob’s Guide to Devin Townsend, Part 1
A couple of you turds aren’t big Devin Townsend fans because you either A) aren’t familiar with much of his material ... -
Simus – The Soulmaker: A Video Breakdown
Who wants snacks? I’m whipping up a fresh batch of souls and Tang! -
In Defense of U.D.O.
Hey, it’s MonStar. You don’t know me well, but I did inspire the ‘Best Unsigned Band’ state competition, so hopefully ... -
Shirt Stains – New Wave Of Bad Hideous Merch
Respect your elders… unless they’re wearing one of these shirts.
