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Shut Up and Listen to Kvaen This Instant, You Maniacs
Maybe you’re at home. Maybe you’re taking a dump and reading metal blogs on your phone. Maybe you like to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/25/20)
Toilet Tuesday is upon us again, and you should know the drill by now; new music, tiny reviews, and so ... -
Not at a Loss for Words: A Review of Canopy’s Humanity Loss
Earlier this month, Giver gave our dear Hans a chance for introspection. Canopy‘s particular brand of sludge has me feeling ... -
TMP: Cirith Ungol, Sepulchral Curse, Blood Command, and More!
Three down, 47ish more to go. Here are some jams to listen to instead of a fourth political podcast this ... -
Premiere: Symbolik Guide Us Through the “Corridors of the Consumed”
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This Toilet Tuesday (2/18/20)
It’s new music time on this most Toilet of Tuesdays, and it’s a pile this week. I’m not even really ... -
TMP: Ulver, Candlemass, Regarde Les Hommes Tomber, and More!
There’s a ton of good music this week. I probably say that a lot, but I actually mean it this ... -
Nature Is Beautiful (Vol. VI – Mollusca & Friends)
It’s easy to understand why molluscs and other aquatic invertebrates tend to slip under the radar of human fascination; whether ... -
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