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Yeah, no shit the dudes in Slayer are Republican
The big story in the metal blogosphere this week was a shocking revelation that someone in Slayer may or may ... -
And All the Converts Said, “Wololololo!” Wolok Announce New Split
The masters of confounding black chaos return to turn more supplicants to the noise side. And this time, they’ve brought ... -
TMP: Mayhem, Iron Reagan, Tombs, and More!
The real news is no longer safe or trustworthy. At least you can believe “most” of this news! -
TMP: Astronoid, Darkest Hour, Psycroptic, and More!
Looks like it’s studio week in the metalverse. Is your favorite band recording new music? Clickbait here and find out. -
TMP: Mutoid Man, Neurosis, Isis, and More!
Between the holidays is not really the best time to release important news, but some bands did it anyway. Shake ... -
TMP: Iron Reagan, Immolation, Archspire, and More!
The year is coming to an end, but the news never stops. I have another bunch of tour announcements and ... -
World Metal News: Metallica, Tool, DsO, Khemmis, Iced Earth, WWF, Peter Jackson, and more!
There’s a growing outrage over the phenomenon of “Fake News”. Fortunately, every news story you’re about to read is 100% true. -
TMP: Every Time I Die, Vulture Industries, Sólstafir, and More!
Get your wallets ready, a ton of bands announced tours over the past few days. -
Youtube Bones Psychostick In The Trollingest Way Possible
You’ve got to pay the Youtube troll toll, if you want to get into that money’s hole. Or something. -
This Week in Metal News History: 2002
Like many of you, what keeps me up at night are thoughts like “What happened in the metal world on ...
