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Sunday Sesh: Let’s Get Ignorant and Devolve into an Army of Gastropods
There’s a lot of anger in this country. Let’s work it out in a violent frenzy of slime and external ... -
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This Toilet Tuesday (1/17/17)
Welcome, flushalos, to This Toilet Tuesday! This seemingly constipated January has finally pounded some Pepto and spread wide its resplendent ... -
TMP: Mayhem, Iron Reagan, Tombs, and More!
The real news is no longer safe or trustworthy. At least you can believe “most” of this news! -
Sunday Sesh: Show Us Your Siqqq Album Packaging
Metalheads are notorious for buying physical media. There are a lot of reasons why we do it. Maybe we want ... -
Flush it Friday the 13th!
Today is a special day that will only happen twice this year. It’s your last chance to get spoopy until October. That’s ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/10/17)
Thinking about how much good music oneself will never hear is a little depressing. We’re inundated with so much new ... -
TMP: Astronoid, Darkest Hour, Psycroptic, and More!
Looks like it’s studio week in the metalverse. Is your favorite band recording new music? Clickbait here and find out. -
Sunday Sesh: Let’s Just Watch Glitch
We’re a week into 2017, and you know what that means. Your resolution to not sit around like a giant ... -
Flush it Friday: It’s Cold as Shit
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s colder than shit outside. This is unacceptable.
