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Flush It Friday: Who Wants My Cat
Ahhhhh, Friday. How we have longed for thine gentle caress upon the loins of our freedom. Join me, friends and lurkers ... -
Month Without Metal, Week 4: This is the End
In all of my wisdom I have elected to give up metal for the month of February. What follows below ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/1/16)
It’s a cool, clear spring night in the village. The last dregs of winter have melted away, and the warm ... -
Sunday Sesh: GTFO of Metal
Ever since the late 1990’s metal has been far and away my favourite genre of music, to the point where ... -
Flush It Friday: Goodbye Beer… Welcome Back Beer!?
Friday is finally here. You maybe got paid, you might have a Tinder date with somebody new… or you might ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/23/16)
Welcome, friends, to another Toilet Tuesday! This week’s massive list came out of nowhere, like that time you were chilling ... -
Joe’s 200th Post: A Celebration of Self-Congratulatory Masturbation
A retrospective of the greatest early works by a modern literary visionary, Joe Thrashnkill. -
Month Without Metal, Week 3: The Final Countdown
In all of my wisdom I have elected to give up metal for the month of February. What follows below ... -
Sunday Sesh: Charity
We often like to think of metal as more than just a style of music. The words brotherhood and community ... -
Flush it Friday: “Ode To Small Lumps Of Green Putty I Found On My Hands ...
Another week passes, another scribe scours his life to air his grievances. Will it never end?
