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Review: TEETH – A Biblical Worship of Violence
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Review: Enforcer – Nostalgia
Who here is nostalgic for the ’80s? Just me? The whole world?! -
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Review: The Arcane Order – Distortions from Cosmogony
I’m always impressed with my ability to be completely out of the loop when it comes to contemporary music. Some ... -
Review: Metasphæra – S/T
The autodoc emerges from the ceiling of the operating room, hovering over the crumpled body of its patient. Streaks of ... -
The Thrashiest Place On Earth: Enforced and Necropanther
When we say FastPass, we mean it. -
Cold Steel Dawn: Sepulcrustacean Returns (Again)
Coinciding with the return of my other column, Cold Steel Dawn is back and bringing 10 excellent obscurities in the ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2022 W/ ROLDERATHIS, JOE THRASHNKILL, AND SPEAR!
Latrina rubens, my porcelain posse. Today is LISTMANIA 2K22 Day 5: your wishlist turgid, your noggin swirlied with siqq picks, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/20/22)
‘Twas the week before Christmas/And all through the house/Not an album was releasing/Because it’s past the point where most metal ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2022 W/ EENZAAMHEID, JIMMY MCNULTY, AND BEAVIS CHRIST!
It is LISTMANIA 2K22 Day 4 as you swim for the surface, for the toilet water’s meniscus, where you and ...
