Flush It Friday: Board Up Your Windows
Howdy friends, and welcome to Friday afternoon.
As you’re reading this, I’ve ducked out of work a bit early to pick up food and bottled water. It appears that a massive death storm is about to wreck the sweet fuck out of Texas so I’d like to be prepared. My lady’s family evacuated their homes along the coast and they’re staying with us. I’m hoping that my house doesn’t flood/get destroyed by a tree/lose power/run out of booze. I’m sending good vibes to all South Texas flushers. Be safe, y’all.
The floor is yours. Thank you for your continued support of this e-Shitter. We’ll see you tomorrow (provided we’re still here).