Mini Haikus from Around the Bowl: 06/15/17
What’s up, Toilet folk? Are you having a good day? Here’s some music, y’all: Apothesary, Anthriel, Aposento, Wednesday 13, Dream Evil, Mongol and Gnipahålan.
Apothesary – Accept Loss Forever
M-Theory Audio | July 2nd, 2017
Vicious death metal
Featuring Clayton Cagle
From the band Hatchet
Welcome to Rifftown
Makes me want to punch the world
And do some deadlifts
— 365.
Anthriel – Transcendence
Lion Music | June 15th 2017
New Symphony X!!!
Wait, that’s not Russell
But this is real good
Romeo, take notes
Quit tryinna be Pantera
Reclaim this glory
— Moshito.
Aposento – Bleed to Death
Xtreem Music | June 12th 2017
This is Death Metal
With blastbeats and loud guitars
And low vocals too
Thick production here
Can be pretty dense at times
Reminds me of tar
— Moshito.
Wednesday 13 – Condolences
Nuclear Blast Records | June 2nd, 2017
Metal horror punk
Graveyards and cemeteries
Silly not scary
—365.
Dream Evil – Six
Century Media Records | May 26th, 2017
Cheesy but still fun
Power or heavy metal?
It’s good either way
—365.
Mongol – Warrior Spirit
Independent | April 29th, 2017
Raise your sword on high
Folk Metal from Canada
Polite pillaging
It’s super catchy
While still being real heavy
Dance like a goofus
— 365.
Gnipahålan – I Blodets Kamp…
Mysticism Productions | March 29th, 2017
Encapsulating,
Sublimated black essence.
Squalls surround spirit.
— Lacertilian.
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