Photo Chop: 16th Edition
“Why do two colors, put one next to the other, sing? Can one really explain this? No way, bro. Just as one, and I’m talking about you specifically, can never learn how to photo chop. Because you suck. So stop using colors and quit bothering me. Fuck off, seriously.” – Pablo Picasso
Congratulations to Ron Deuce for nailing the “fuckscapes” theme last time and providing us with this little lifeloving entry:
Jumping off a bridge at sunset and dying has never looked so pretty. And congrats also to Papa Joe for his timely entry ripped from the headlines of the far off days of a couple weeks ago:
Your theme this week is classic black & white. Ah yes, the simple pleasures of a monochrome image, unburdened by the hallucinogenic eyesore of Rings of Saturn-esque color. Simple, straightforward and timeless. Like Satan. Or fart jokes.
You know the drill: add your touch to the picture below for maximum upvotes. Keep it black & white only – color is strictly verboten. And since it’s been such a long time since we gave out anything as a prize, the winner of this edition can request a custom audio creation from me. For example: a toilet flush. Or a long, slow toilet flush that devolves into horror. A (very) short song. A random sound. A voicemail greeting. A scream. What the fuck ever, it’s up to you if you win.
Here’s your image:
Stab to embiggen (via)
- Keep it safe for work
- Be creative and use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
- Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
- Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
- The winner will be announced in the next edition and can request a custom audio thingy
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