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Sunday Sesh: Show Us Your Shirts
In a world awash in a sea of mediocre prints and poor fits, one Toileteer will rise to shine a ... -
Sunday Sesh: A Very Mothra Weekend
Yesterday I celebrated being officially old balls (i.e. 30). So you know what that means: I did the same thing ... -
Flush It Friday: At the Earth’s Core
Boy howdy, it’s Friday. Like Doug McClure and Peter Cushing, you’ve finally drilled your way through the obdurate mountain of ... -
Remembering Roland Emmerich’s Godzilla, 20 Years Later
May 20th, 1998. A young Dubs had just finished eating a meal at Taco Bell with his dad and two ... -
Hail the Kaiju with Oxygen Destroyer
Late last week, kaiju thrashing maniacs Oxygen Destroyer dropped an atomic riff bomb on Metal City, bathing us in the warm ... -
Monster Movie Double Smash: Pacific Rim Uprising and Rampage
You, as a patron of the Toilet, are a high-minded connoisseur of art and culture. You eat the finest foie ... -
Tech Death Thursday: Gigan
Today we’re kneeling before our cybernetic cosmic monster overlords from the M Space Hunter Nebula, Gigan, and submitting to the unrelenting ... -
Bump N’ Grind: Kaiju Bump, Kaiju Grind
Normally, this is where the Mighty Dubya or Sir Ron Deuce start telling you about the low down in grind. ... -
SKREEEOOOONNNKK: A Kaiju Adventure!
Twenty years ago my father brought home a worn VHS recording of Godzilla, King of the Monsters! Since that day, ...