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Pedal Stains: The Pussy Melter
It’s expensive, unneeded, and incredibly stupid. It’s perfect for Steel Panther fans. -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: The Earache Eight
Whew, there were some close matchups in that last round. Morbid Angel beat Machine Head by FOUR VOTES, and I ... -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Sweet SixSixSixteen
The results are in and the next round is here. The decisions certainly aren’t any easier. -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Round of 32 (Part 1)
It has been a little while since we got together as a community and decided the winner of an epic ... -
Five Metal Bands That SHOULD Be Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show
The best part about being an American male is having an excuse to do nothing on Sundays (and Monday night, ... -
TMP: A Sense of Gravity, Deathspell Omega, Anciients, and More!
Have you been without internet for the last four days? Or maybe you stopped communicating with the outside world since ... -
Shirt Stains: Cartoon Cartoon
Gimme something to watch, but don’t gimme something to wear. -
You Send Me Things, I Listen to Them: HIGH HEELER
G’day mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie as we take a listen to a hair metal band from the ... -
Novelty Band to Wildly Successful Artist: “u suk”
Keywords: Steel Panther, Kanye West, Beck, Beyoncé, The Grammys, Dane Cook-tier jokes.
