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This Toilet Tuwednesday (7/5/23)
As ye hover above thy bowl, An ancient quandary besets thy hole. Dost thou wipe whilst sitting down, Or dost ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/27/23)
Sometimes it sneaks up on you—a wrenching moment of panic as your top priority drops to #2 on the list. ... -
This Toilet TuWednesday (6/21/23)
The sight of the argent gutbucket promises relief—finally, the possibility of purging, the end of stilted walking and clenched muscle. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/13/23)
The blanchéd bench doth call to us all. This week we’ve got top-hat prog, dummy death/doom, and a band giving ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/6/23)
O highest ashen throne, receive our offerings on this blessèd day. This week, the ever-promiscuous metal of death stuck its ... -
This Toilet Tuwednesday (5/31/23)
This week’s release list was so shitty that putting it together left Roldy in a vegetative state, so I’m back ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/23/23)
Pop a squat—the pale pedestal of procrastination beckons. This week we’ve got a slurry of speed metal, electronic elements galore, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/16/23)
Somebody over at M-A didn’t eat enough (kanonen)fieber this week, as the droppings are relatively slim this time around. However, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/9/23)
What’s that? I can’t hear you over the tinnitus mÿztikal kôkhleal svsvrrātionz caused by all the raw black metal released ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/2/23)
Y’all, it’s a bumper crop of banger crap this week. The ivory walls are stained with an expulsion of intriguing ...
