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This Toilet Tuesday (9/12/23)
O deliverer ov dookies, O great bowl in the depths ov Dis, may thy ceramic shine blind mine eyes to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/29/23)
O precious privy, lustrous latrine, swallow up the sewage that is the byproduct of our lives. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/22/23)
O great waste wallower, o highest throne of turds, our offerings steam for you. This week we’ve got motorcycle doom, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/15/23)
O fecal fomenter, o intestinal inciter, thy shining rim dost call to mine own. This week we’ve got a dearth ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/8/23)
O cardinal crapper, we followers of the feces beseech thee: accept this offal offering, and bestow us with regularity. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/1/23)
O consumer of odorous offerings, today we bestow upon ye but a scant scattering of scat. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/25/23)
O achromatic throne, thee of pallid lid, bestow upon us thy weekly seepage. Our ears are far too clean; they ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/18/23)
Our boy Rolderathis is slowly rotting away in his chambers at the moment, so it has fallen to me to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/11/23)
O illustrious water closet, hold us fast in thy lidded embrace, that we may release the toxins of the day. ... -
This Toilet Tuwednesday (7/5/23)
As ye hover above thy bowl, An ancient quandary besets thy hole. Dost thou wipe whilst sitting down, Or dost ...
