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White House Declares “Scene Tourism” biggest threat to Metal’s national security.
Washington D.C. – In the closing minutes of President Trump’s speech to Congress on Tuesday evening, Press Secretary Sean Spicer ... -
TMP: Conan, Primitive Man, Barren Earth, and More!
It’s national “call in sick (bloated and hungover)” day in the US. Metal might not be what you want to ... -
TMP: Oathbreaker, Fen, Warbringer, and More!
It’s the first full week of a new presidency for many of us, and each day I feel the word ... -
Sunday Sesh: Bracketology
March Madness is upon us! If you’re like me and only pay attention to college basketball during this special time ... -
The Best Albums of 2K15: TovH Editor’s Picks
Today your friendly editors are sharing their picks for the best of 2K15. -
Review: Blistered’s The Poison of Self Confinement
Also known as: how to destroy your office in 10 steps songs that crack under 25 minutes. -
The Porcelain Throne: Disembodied
Before we get into this edition of PT by the excellent Ron Deuce, you may (but probably not) have noticed my ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl
We listen to a lot of music around here (some have whimpered through streams of snot and chattering teeth that it’s “just too much”). ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/15)
You wake up alone and confused, not knowing where you are or how you got there. Your head is spinning; ...
