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    Haeresis Noviomagi Pt 1: Turia – Degen Van Licht

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    Checking in on the Dutch.
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    Giver – Sculpture of Violence: Review & Reflections

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    Let’s see what Giver gives me (no, not what you think).
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    Review: Moloken – Unveilance of Dark Matter

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    It’s good, it’s bad, it’s Moloken.
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    Premiere: Medium – “Black Future Patrol”

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    It’s only Tuesday. That sucks monumentally.
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    Unflushable Records of the Decade

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    Highlights from the turd-bulent 10s.
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    Review: The Bleeding – Morbid Prophecy

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    … in which we find that not everything was great in 2019.
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  • 14
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    Review: Ateiggär – Us D’r Höll Chunnt Nume Zyt

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    Rolls right off the tongue.
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    Bump’N’Grind – Grindsight is Always 20-20

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    Get it? Yeah me neither.
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    Premiere: Black Hole Deity take us to the “Lair of Xenolich”

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    Sit down, grab a cookie, get obliterated.
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  • 7
    Nov

    A Buncha Hahdcoah

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    By Hans
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    0
    Open this pit up!
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