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Masterlord

Masterlord

At once both master and lord, Masterlord stands for all things metal and loathes peasants. It is said that he bibs from the cloven skull of a slain poser as if it were a goblet.

  • 16
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    MSD and Friends’ Riff of the Week

    Metal, Opinion, Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
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    “Three things can not long be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the riff.”  — Gautama Buddha
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  • 14
    Aug

    THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN SWIM

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    By Masterlord
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    One day more, my metal brethren.
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  • 14
    Aug

    Keep 1-4 of Your Eyes Open for Swallowed’s Lunarterial

    Metal, New Stuff, News
    By Masterlord
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    Swallowed’s self-titled EP dropped way back in 2010 and I’ve since forgotten about it. Not that it wasn’t good — it ...
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  • 13
    Aug

    Opeth to Tour North America w/ In Flames and Red Fang

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    By Masterlord
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    Here’s another big tour announcement. Will you be let down yet again?
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  • 12
    Aug

    How Do You Feel About Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats’ “Runaway Girls?”

    Metal, New Stuff, News
    By Masterlord
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    I like Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats’ music well enough, but every time I listen to them I get a bad taste in ...
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  • 11
    Aug

    Carcass and Obituary Announce US Tour w/ Macabre, Exhumed, Noisem

    Metal, News
    By Masterlord
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    88
    Okay pals, here’s a chance to check something big off your list. Assuming that you (1) haven’t yet seen Carcass and Obituary live, (2) live ...
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  • 9
    Aug

    MSD and Friends’ Riff of the Week

    Open Swim, Opinion
    By Masterlord
    5322
    110
    “As every man hath received the riff, even so minister the same one to another, as good stewards of the ...
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  • 8
    Aug

    I Sense Darkness in Your Future, Pt. III: Nightbringer

    Metal, New Stuff, News
    By Masterlord
    5126
    115
    I sense more darkness in your future…
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  • 7
    Aug

    Listen to Take Over And Destroy’s “Terminal Burrowing” and More!

    Metal, New Stuff, News, Uncategorized
    By Masterlord
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    70
    Take Over And Destroy (officially abandoning the lame acronym TOAD) made some muddy waves with last year’s Endless Night, which was pleasing to me as ...
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  • 6
    Aug

    Review: Kvlthammer’s Kvlthammer – Release Your Anger

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Masterlord
    5160
    73
    Do any of you remember the original Mortal Kombat arcade machine? I had to stand on my tiptoes, but I ...
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