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Rolderathis

Rolderathis

Rolderathis is a human who is not an owl. He enjoys speculative fiction, dark ales and making puns.

  • 10
    Jan

    Flush it Friday: Neddles

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    By the time you all slap your rods and cones on these words, I’ll have been stuck so full of ...
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  • 7
    Jan

    Premiere: Slave One – ‘Suffocating the Stars’

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    A pallid face emerges as the zipper travels down the bodybag. The mortician (not that one), having made a living ...
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  • 27
    Dec

    Flush it Friday: Another Bug Hunt

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    Once upon a time, there was a fledgling owl with a father who believed too much in his son’s constitution. ...
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  • 6
    Dec

    Flush it Friday: Ivory Tusk

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    By Rolderathis
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    Teeth have been on my mind as of late—from their use in destroying my fingernails with new-job stress, to the ...
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  • 15
    Nov

    Flush It Friday – Carpal Tunnel

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    PSA: make sure to do your stretches, kids. I played 3+ hours of Dark Souls games a night for a ...
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  • 13
    Nov

    Record Swap – Black Metal Porkins Vs. Rolderathis

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    Welcome back to Record Swap, where once more, kvlt kreatvres flaunt their most exalted albums to bedazzle the opposition. But ...
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  • 8
    Nov

    Flush It Friday: Slime Mold = Best Mold

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    Sorry Thomas B Moulde, sorry Dog Vomit Mold, but Physarum polycephalum is the pinnacle of protists. Brutal death metal bands are ...
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  • 25
    Oct

    Flush it Friday – Thy Wallet Be Done

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    By Rolderathis
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    “Hey kid, we’ve got free 401ks in here,” says the voice from the darkened alleyway. My wallet (naive creature that ...
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  • 21
    Oct

    Nature is Beautiful (Vol. V – Tree Weirdos)

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    By Rolderathis
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    The chemical pull of nectar is more than just temptation for a fly, it’s an opportunity for survival and future ...
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  • 18
    Oct

    Flush it Friday: Ye Olde Ren Faire

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    By Rolderathis
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    I’ve been seeing little wooden swords and shields from King Richard’s Faire since I was a wee laddie, but it ...
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