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This Toilet Tuesday (4/25/23)
At long last, spring is here: black metal bands are returning to their bedrooms for hibernation, and symphonic fare wafts ... -
Flush It Friday: Missing U A Lot, Mole Crabs :(
When I was a fledgling, I spent a lot of time on the beaches of Cape Cod, hovering over tidal ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/18/23)
The alabaster throne doth overflow this week: amidst the miasmic morass, many stringed instruments can be found, as well as ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/11/23)
Wowie, the bowl is full to its meat-shid meniscus this week! There are some choice post-black metal cuts below, along ... -
Flush it Friday: Between the Malleus and the Incus
Don’t tell slam dorks, but there is actually a bone in your ear known as the ‘hammer’. The malleus is ... -
Flush it Friday: The Dodo Has Rolled a NAT 1
Darnit, I knew I shouldn’t have made INT my dump stat, thinks the Dodo, shortly before getting domed by a ... -
Track Premiere: Olkoth – “Alhazred”
You wake in a thicket, noticing first the illogical height of the trees and an uncomfortable weight on your stomach. ... -
Flush it Friday: Samuel Bak Appreciation Time
Y’all ever find an amazing artwork online and subsequently a) are unable to find a source for who made it, ... -
Flush it Friday: The Dimetroson
Fledgling me was big into dinos (as you would assume), but the previous apex predators were cool as h*qq too. ... -
Flush it Friday: What Are Your Top 5 Metal Genres?
You see someone in a Dimmu Borgir shirt talking with their friend, and your shriveled soul prepares to unfold. As ...
