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Flush It Friday: The Mummy Was Actually Pretty Good
I discovered last night that my spouse had never seen The Mummy (1999), and it seemed like an appropriately spooky ... -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Half-Mast
My fellow Toileteers, Great Sitters on the Porcelain Throne, esteemed ladies and gentlemen of The Bowl, I apologize to all ... -
Flush it Friday – Thy Wallet Be Done
“Hey kid, we’ve got free 401ks in here,” says the voice from the darkened alleyway. My wallet (naive creature that ... -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. V – Tree Weirdos)
The chemical pull of nectar is more than just temptation for a fly, it’s an opportunity for survival and future ... -
Flush it Friday: Ye Olde Ren Faire
I’ve been seeing little wooden swords and shields from King Richard’s Faire since I was a wee laddie, but it ... -
Flush it Friday: Rill Big Sword
His name is Dangus III, and he’s not compensating for anything. As a matter of fact, his Endurance stat is ... -
Flush it Friday: The Moment A Song Dies
The song has it all: 5 minutes of fire emoji riffing, larynx-lacerating VOKILLS (get it, it’s like vocals but violence ... -
Raised By Owls Prove Love Is Not Dead By Making A Proposal Song For A ...
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Sunday Sesh: Life is Pain(t)
For every Girardi and Smith out there, a wellspring of talent toils under the radar; today, all of that ends. ... -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. IV – Aquaphobia)
The Owl is back with another batch of things to make you never want to go outside again. And some ...
