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Celebrate Halloween with The Scariest Movie Ever Made
Finally, a film that is unafraid to capture the terrifying presence of the Irish. -
Who is the Biggest Weeaboo in Metal???
Weeaboos. Weebs. Wapanese. Japanophiles. Otaku. These are just some of the names for the scourge of the internet wastes, the ... -
Shirt Stains: So It Has Come To This: A Toilet Ov Hell Bootleg
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it could happen to me… -
Editorial: You’re Probably More Metal Than Toilet ov Hell
Hey FUCKHOLES. I’ve heard y’all talking shit. You thought I wouldn’t find out? You must be some kinda GODDAMN IDIOT. I’ve seen ... -
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Wake up with a steaming cup of grind, courtesy of Grinder
How do you like your grindcore? Black? No cream or sugar? Want any soy or vanilla syrup? No? Just black? ... -
Distributing NSBM? I’m NAZI-ing a Problem
Brenocide is a metal musician and top-tier S-Rank elite centrist whose status as consistently above-it-all allows him to objectively hear ... -
Breaking: LASER FLAMES ON THE GREAT BIG NEWS!
Greg: Welcome back to The Great Big News, our producers have promised us that tonights show sounds like “rock, country, ... -
We sent Jay Gambit of Crowhurst to see The Emoji Movie
What did the noise monger maker of the latest cinematic scourge? A sign of the end times, or something more ...
