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DSBM 101: A lesson in “Sad”
And Euronymous spoke: “It is cold, I am angry, grrr.” But some of his followers defected by saying: “It is ... -
Cathedral’s Gaz Jennings’ Upcoming DEATH PENALTY
Hear my prophecy, peasants: 1 Verily, verily I say unto thee, the time soon cometh that the members of many ... -
From the Depths: Belphegor’s “Conjuring the Dead” Reviewed
As a public service, we will occasionally highlight comments that you need to know about. Today, esteemed commenter RiotAct666 brings ... -
Crate Diggin’: Botch – We Are The Romans
Confession: Botch is the first extreme musical act I ever fell in love with. To many they were known as ... -
Shit You Shouldn’t Be Missing: The Death-Doom Edition
Welcome, peasants, to the first segment of “Shit You Might Be Missing,” where we will be discussing some shit that ... -
Dancing With Wolves: Dog Fashion Disco’s “Sweet Nothings”
Dog Fashion Disco was always a band that flew under my metal radar until, as a strapping 18 year old ... -
Wake Up and Get Some SLEEP (For Free!)
By the time Dopesmoker finally received a proper release in 2003, Sleep had already been disbanded for about five years. Matt Pike moved on to ... -
Swellin’ To The Jammiez: The First Edition
Sup bros and broettes!? Paris Hilton here. A few months ago, I decided to take a break from getting drunk ... -
Let the Beatdown Commence!
Hello, fellow metal nerds! Let me start by saying that it’s an honor to be able to write for you ... -
Chelsea Grin – Ashes to Ashes: Masterlord SteelDragon’s Decree
Upon finding a suitably steamy batch of manure (preferably fresh from the bowels of an herbivore), the dung beetle will ...
