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Thoughts From The Dead: EXTREME(ly average)
Being dead gives me a lot of time to think. I think about a thing, and then that turns into ... -
Edward’s Best Albums Of 2014
A lot happened in music in 2014. In heavy metal, 2014 was dubbed the year of “hideous sludge” early on, ... -
The Enemies of Female Intimacy: Richard Dawkins To Appear On The Next Nightwish Album
Hello Toilet Dwellers, Basement Dwellers, Void Dwellers, Coal Rollers, Trollers, Lifelovers, Lovelifers, Lucifers, and other nerds of various degrees. Due ... -
Mutilation and Its Discontents
The state of metal fandom is indeed one of extremity. Fans of the genre live in constant fear of two ... -
Soundtrack To Your Annihilation V: Epilogue (Community Edition)
Weirdness. Darkness. Brutality. Difficulty. Such was the mantra of the series Soundtrack To Your Annihilation. We set out to uncover ... -
Sound Off: What’s your favorite gear?
Last time, we (mostly you) talked about the most flushable music gear out there. Now let’s hear about the best. -
Power Metal 101: Rhapsody
HAIL, WARRIORS! Previously in Power Metal 101, the venerable Masterlord Steeldragon introduced us to power metal pioneers Helloween! This week, we ... -
Throes of Compression: Slowly We Raw
Do you care about album production at all? If you don’t, I envy you. -
All Your Coffee Belongs to Us! — A Review of Z2
Greetings toilet dwellers. ChuggaChuggaDeedleyDoo here — notorious gear whore and intermittent ToH commenter/contributor. Luckily, I’ve had the privilege of handling ... -
Nerd Culture and Guacamole Rage
Have you ever experienced the excitement of rolling a critical hit? Do you vehemently defend Spock over any other Star ...
