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A Child’s Treasury of Terrible Jason Alexander Music Videos
Jason Alexander is a very rich man. During the last season of Seinfeld, dude made $600,000 an episode (over $800,000 (!) ... -
Guest Review: Sean Barrett Sings it Ugly with Those Poor Bastards
In this guest review, Toilet pal Sean Barrett discusses a new album that isn’t quite metal but that capture the ... -
Sunday Sesh: Bracketology
March Madness is upon us! If you’re like me and only pay attention to college basketball during this special time ... -
One Hit, No Wonder: The Outfield
There are some bands that have long and fabled careers. Artists who consistently top themselves or, at the very least, ... -
Mystery Horror Theater: Welcome Home
It’s 2016. The old year is dead and gone, and new horrors lurk in the coming months. Let my pal Leif Bearikson ... -
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Month Without Metal, Week 4: This is the End
In all of my wisdom I have elected to give up metal for the month of February. What follows below ... -
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Language, Tonality, and the Grammar of Western Music
“Come, let us go down, and confuse their language there, that they will not understand one another’s speech.” – Genesis ...
