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Memoirs Of A Traveling Bear: SteelChaos
I’ve been to places (SteelChaos); I’ve seen things (bands and booze). And it’s done me no good, so now you’re ... -
How Much Has Metal Cost You?
We’re gonna find out the true cost of all our years of senseless headbanging. -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/28/17)
It is once more Toilet Tuesday and god damn, bands, please stop putting out music. I can’t keep up. Nobody ... -
TMP: Portal, Hooded Menace, Goatwhore, and More!
It was pretty quiet over the holiday weekend, but we managed to trim a few pieces of news off the ... -
Sunday Sesh: Don’t Forget About November and December Releases
It’s that time of year. The metal world has locked itself into the white-knuckle masturbatory spiral known as the Album ... -
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Thank-ommendations
Since it’s the time of year to toss out thanks like they are that color-ambiguous jello dessert your great aunt ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/21/17)
Welcome once more to This Toilet Tuesday! This one is grossssss, with a shitton of nasty death and black metal ... -
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Sunday Sesh: Instrumental Open Swim
Hypothetical scenario: You and your four siblings are gathered around the dinner table, playing Dominoes and telling jokes after a ...









