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Power Metal 101: Blind Guardian
HAIL, WARRIORS! The venerable Masterlord Steeldragon and I have had many a discussion about the most grandiose of all genres: ... -
Let’s Talk About This Obscure Cephalic Carnage/Anal Blast Split
One day I was at my local record store, trying to find some solid grindcore or goregrind. I was looking ... -
News of Steel + Band Submissions + Open Swim
Fragments of new music, unpaid toilet labor, and tentative freedom of speech — all in the same post! -
Thoughts From the Dead: Tom Waits and Metal Go Together Like Peanut Butter and Metal
Being dead gives me a lot of time to think. I think about a thing, and then that turns into ... -
Get in Here for New Grind: Bump n’ Grind, Vol. II
Greetings, lifelovers. I’m disappointed in the lack of grind here lately, so I’ve escaped the closet to bring you more ... -
Inspirational Flushes: Introducing The A.V. Club’s Hatesong
Happy Monday, Toileteers! Consider this post a salutation to procrastination, giving you some sorely needed reading material by which to ... -
Deal With It, Headbangers–Nicki Minaj Is Here
On Saturday, Aug. 9, more than 40,000 people descended upon Montreal’s Parc Jean-Drapeau for the first day of Heavy Montreal, ... -
Blue Ox – Stray Dogs on Pity Party Island
As a music fan, I am cursed with two auditory itches that need scratching. The first is for music that ... -
Flush Friday: Under the Cover of Darkness
Cats are delicate creatures with complex emotions. Two of them, to be precise. Don’t buy into this “curiosity” drivel; I ... -
