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Tuba or Not Tuba: Reflections on Life, Loss, and Orchestral Metal
Some ideas begin with all the best intentions. A project is born within pure, innocent mindspace, an ambitious venture touching ... -
Review: Blind Guardian – Legacy of the Dark Lands
In which Blind Guardian fully succumbs to their nerdery and writes a fantasy opera. -
First Impressions: Blind Guardian – Somewhere Far Beyond
Although we at the Toilet ov Hell are dedicated to bringing you the freshest, choicest cuts of new music each ... -
Review: Blind Guardian – Live Beyond The Spheres
Is Blind Guardian’s Live Beyond The Spheres a worthy listen for non-followers of the mighty bards? You can find out with this ... -
TMP: Vale of Pnath, Cannabis Corpse, Ihsahn, and More!
You ever have one of those weeks where you’re not really looking forward to anything? It’s one of those weeks ... -
Mailmanbro Walk with Me
Pssst. Hey you. You wanna see some metal merch? Come over here. Hop on in my creepy-ass van. I got ... -
TMP: Possessed & Behemoth with Pentagram and More!
The Stick is dead! But fear not thee writhing worshippers – Thy Saviour has come, bearing the fruit of the ... -
The Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament: Big Eight
Wow, this thing is getting wild. The sweet sixteen saw some decisive victories as well as unprecedented upsets. Did your ... -
The Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament: Sweet Sixteen
The round of 32 of the Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament is over. Let us commence with the weepening ... -
The Greatest Metal Concept Album Ever Tournament: Part 2
It’s March Madness, and we here at ToH have bracket fever. However, most of us metalheads are far more familiar ...
