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Tuba or Not Tuba: Reflections on Life, Loss, and Orchestral Metal
Some ideas begin with all the best intentions. A project is born within pure, innocent mindspace, an ambitious venture touching ... -
TMP: Úir, Krallice, Misery Index, and More!
Everyone around me is getting sick again. Come read the news, but don’t touch anything. -
POWER METAL DRAMA! Rhapsody of LIES!
This is the most convoluted plot for a soap opera I’ve seen in a long time. -
YOU Pick the Sexiest Dude in Metal: The Sexy Sixteen
The full field of 32 is revealed! Did your favorite hottie make the cut? Find out and vote them to ... -
TMP: Pyrron, Decrepit Birth, Leprous, and More!
Joaquin is back and ready to share news in a far-less-descriptive style than Karhu’s brand. -
TMP: Full of Hell, Exist, O’Brother, and More!
Nine concerts I’ve been to and one lie: 9 bands no one on my friends list has ever heard of ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 03-31-16
“And the small shall inherit the objective opinions.” -A dude. -
Groundbreakers: The Moody Blues – Days Of Future Passed
“The Moody Blues? My ponytailed uncle from Des Moines loves that band, lol. Why are we talking about this dadprog hippy shit?” ... -
Power Metal 101: Rhapsody
HAIL, WARRIORS! Previously in Power Metal 101, the venerable Masterlord Steeldragon introduced us to power metal pioneers Helloween! This week, we ... -
Rho Stone’s Audiovisual Adventures: Rhapsody of Fire “Rain of a Thousand Flames”
If you could milk a dragon and make cheese out of that milk, this is what it would look like.
