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TMP: Ensiferum, Jag Panzer, Triptykon And More!
The joke is over. The stick is broke. This is hell and it’s all news to you. -
Record Store Day 2017: Every Punk & Metal Release Ranked
So it’s come to this. Despite the best intentions of your parents, you’re a metalhead. Despite a decent public school ... -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Round of 32 (Part 2)
The rest of the bracket is revealed! -
Start Your Own Venom-Clone Band: A Toilet Ov Hell How To
Venom is one of the most influential heavy metal bands of all time. Complain all you want, but there is ... -
Overrated? Find a Better Criticism
It’s an inevitable turn in the conversation about any work in music, film, or literature that has been greeted with ... -
Recommendations Ov Hell: Jimmy McNulty vs Boss the Ross
In which falsetto screams and “UGH!”s battle both weedles AND deedles. -
30 years on, Slayer’s Reign In Blood Is Still Fucking Garbage!
Next week marks 30 years since the release of one of metal’s most historic records. While other albums of its ... -
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Mini-Reviews From Around The Bowl: 06/09/2016
Not quite pancakes, but just as satisfying and without the regret. Usually. Bite into Goatcraft, Waxen, Violent Scum, Vex, Cough, ... -
True Metal Road Warriors: An Interview with Wastëland Riders
I talk about all things Heavy Metal and Mad Max with the up and coming Spanish Speed Rock and Rollers.
