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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 23
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    Riff Of The Week: 1999 Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    [*awkwardly waves indechipherable Fred Durst hand signals*]
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  • 22
    Mar

    Review: Suffering Hour – Dwell

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    fukk ing ded.
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  • 18
    Mar

    Album Art ov the Century Tournament: The Grand Final

    Bracketology
    By Lacertilian
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    128 covers entered, just 2 remain. Who will you crown the victor? Why are we doing this again? What year is ...
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  • 17
    Mar

    Riff-Raff Podcast Ep.13: That Egg Cell Ant Shit

    Metal, New Stuff, Toilet Radio
    By Lacertilian
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    We talk new shit from Spirit Adrift, Ketzer, Abraded, Blood Spore, and Malignant Altar, Maiden/Metallica rip-offs, Baroness getting fruity, Insect Warfare ...
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  • 16
    Mar

    Riff Of The Week: Melody Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    Which of these melodic riffs from Abyssal, Intestine Baalism, Iron Griffin, Kings X, Edge Of Sanity, and Bergraven gets you ...
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  • 11
    Mar

    Album Art ov the Century Tournament: Preliminary Finals

    Bracketology
    By Lacertilian
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    Which two covers will you put through to the grand(e) final(e)? Why are we doing this again? What year is it? ...
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  • 11
    Mar

    Review: Sinmara Orchestrate The Black On Stellar Sophomore

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    By Lacertilian
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    Mysterious Icelandic band Sinmara are back with a molten follow-up eruption…err album.
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  • 9
    Mar

    Riff Of The Week: Flood Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
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    ffffffffffffffflushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  • 5
    Mar

    Album Art ov the Century Tournament: The Semi-Finals

    Bracketology
    By Lacertilian
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    120 covers eliminated, only 8 remain. Who will you vote through? Who will you kill along the way? Why are ...
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  • 3
    Mar

    Riff-Raff Podcast Ep.12: Back In Blvck

    Metal, New Stuff, Toilet Radio
    By Lacertilian
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    0
    Aside from new black/death from Ceremony Of Silence, Sorathian Dawn, Frozen Soul, Kaleikr, Thanamagus, Abyssal Vacuum, and Úir, we talk Lords ov Chaos, ...
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