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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 12
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    The Government Is Coming To Take Away Your Gigs

    Metal, News, Opinion
    By Lacertilian
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    Hide your amps, drop your mics.
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  • 11
    Sep

    Review: Sepulcher invoke Panoptic Horror

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    Norwegian fucken death metal.
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  • 10
    Sep

    Free Metal Detector: Azath Demolish Bowels

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    A demo so pulpy, you’ll shit your pants with excritement.
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  • 10
    Sep

    Best Band Logo Post-2k: The Quarter Finals

    Bracketology
    By Lacertilian
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    Just 8 logos remain in our tournament to crown the best band logo of the new millennium. Who will you ...
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  • 8
    Sep

    Riff Of The Week: Piano Edition

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    By Lacertilian
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    Zero [±13.4] elephants were harmed for their ivory in the making of this post.
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  • 5
    Sep

    Best Band Logo Post-2k Bracket: The Siqq Sixteen

    Bracketology
    By Lacertilian
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    0
    Things are heating up in our competition to decide which band has made the best logo this millennium. Today it’s ...
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  • 5
    Sep

    We Talk Shred, Lovecraft, & Partying w/ Dave Davidson of Revocation

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    By Lacertilian
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    0
    While gearing up to release the band’s killer new album The Outer Ones and headline some massive tour dates, metal’s ...
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  • 4
    Sep

    Testament Want You To Place A New Order

    Lolbuttz, New Stuff
    By Lacertilian
    4091
    0
    The thrash legends are going to take you into the future with their amazing new metal marketing range!
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  • 2
    Sep

    Sunday Sesh: The Art Of The Score

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal
    By Lacertilian
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    0
    Let’s dive into the music that accompanied some of your favourite moments in cinematic history.
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  • 1
    Sep

    Riff Of The Week: HM-2 Edition

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    By Lacertilian
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    0
    rrrrrrhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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