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Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl VII
It’s back again. We gather ’round the swirling shitvortex for the 7th time, to take part in the 7th edition ... -
Down Into the Dungeon with Masterlord
You wouldn’t be too far off in pinning raw black metal as the pinnacle of basement music dorkery, but you’d still be ... -
Riff ov the Week: Gallop Edition
Sup. Welcome to first ever Sunday riff of the week. There’s no real reason behind this other than I ate ... -
Riff ov the Week: The 800th Post Extravaganza – Suck It Haters Edition
Hello again. It’s been quite a while since we proclaimed Saturday the Riff Sabbath and started gathering for weekly worship ... -
New Music Roundup: Sigh, Sulphur Aeon, Erazor, Ereb Altor, & More!
Would you believe me if I said some new music came out during the past weeks? Because some totally did. ... -
The Best Band in Nebraska is Borealis
Back in August we asked you to help us find the best unsigned bands in America. After listening to hundreds ... -
Riff ov the Actual Week: 3/14/15
Originally, Riff ov the Week was designed to highlight the best riffs that came out during a given week. As ... -
New Music Roundup: Destruktor, Invincible Force, The Slow Death, Shroud of the Heretic, & More!
It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these, but as long as there are groups of dummies willing ... -
Riff ov the Week: The Solo-Accompanying Riff Edition
Nobody ever pays any attention to the poor rhythm guitarist during the solo. They might be playing the most killer ... -
This Hot Dad Has Sensually Rewritten Your Childhood
This one goes out to everyone who’s ever woken up in the morning after a lonely and restless night, looked in ...
