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Premiere: Slave One – ‘Suffocating the Stars’
A pallid face emerges as the zipper travels down the bodybag. The mortician (not that one), having made a living ... -
Flush it Friday: Another Bug Hunt
Once upon a time, there was a fledgling owl with a father who believed too much in his son’s constitution. ... -
Flush it Friday: Ivory Tusk
Teeth have been on my mind as of late—from their use in destroying my fingernails with new-job stress, to the ... -
Flush It Friday – Carpal Tunnel
PSA: make sure to do your stretches, kids. I played 3+ hours of Dark Souls games a night for a ... -
Record Swap – Black Metal Porkins Vs. Rolderathis
Welcome back to Record Swap, where once more, kvlt kreatvres flaunt their most exalted albums to bedazzle the opposition. But ... -
Flush It Friday: Slime Mold = Best Mold
Sorry Thomas B Moulde, sorry Dog Vomit Mold, but Physarum polycephalum is the pinnacle of protists. Brutal death metal bands are ... -
Flush it Friday – Thy Wallet Be Done
“Hey kid, we’ve got free 401ks in here,” says the voice from the darkened alleyway. My wallet (naive creature that ... -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. V – Tree Weirdos)
The chemical pull of nectar is more than just temptation for a fly, it’s an opportunity for survival and future ... -
Flush it Friday: Ye Olde Ren Faire
I’ve been seeing little wooden swords and shields from King Richard’s Faire since I was a wee laddie, but it ... -
Flush it Friday: Rill Big Sword
His name is Dangus III, and he’s not compensating for anything. As a matter of fact, his Endurance stat is ...
