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Flush it Friday: The Fragile Husk That Is My Body
It had been months since I last perched my talons at the local gym. I puffed out my chestfeathers and ... -
Flush it Friday: The Tech Depths
Ah yes, the Benthic Zone, where every animal looks like Unique Leader album art. It’s a truly bizarre place, one ... -
Flush it Friday: Neddles
By the time you all slap your rods and cones on these words, I’ll have been stuck so full of ... -
Sunday Sesh: Life is Pain(t): Part: Deux: Maxim:um: Pa:i:n::(t):::
Throughout time, the Windows operating systems has blessed the unwashed masses with brilliant default apps with which to waste the ... -
Into The Batushkaverse: When One Schism Is Not Enough
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Flush it Friday: Ivory Tusk
Teeth have been on my mind as of late—from their use in destroying my fingernails with new-job stress, to the ... -
Tuba or Not Tuba: Reflections on Life, Loss, and Orchestral Metal
Some ideas begin with all the best intentions. A project is born within pure, innocent mindspace, an ambitious venture touching ... -
Flush It Friday – Carpal Tunnel
PSA: make sure to do your stretches, kids. I played 3+ hours of Dark Souls games a night for a ... -
Flush It Friday: Slime Mold = Best Mold
Sorry Thomas B Moulde, sorry Dog Vomit Mold, but Physarum polycephalum is the pinnacle of protists. Brutal death metal bands are ... -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Scurvy Seconds
Welcome back to part two of the worst pair of posts to ever curse this Toilet.
